First contact
If you would like to initiate contact between our cultures please use the form below.
Reasons to contact us:
- You like us and/or our comics
- You would like to sell finders keepers comics at your storefront(s)
- You have an overactive imagination
- You own one or more adventuremobiles
- You are an alien(s) who would like to invite me aboard their vessel(s) for a tour (no probing)
- You are my dream girl
Reasons not to contact us:
- You are timeshare salespeople
- You are trying to show us your butthole
- You are a jerk
